We’ve pored over the poorest groaners in Manitoba. Now it’s time for YOU to decide who delivered ‘Dad Joke Of The Year’!
Here are the 5 funniest finalists. Read the joke, hear the joke, roll your eyes at the joke – then cast your vote by text for whoever you think cracked the worst/wisest. Use the info below to place your pick before this Friday at midnight.
The dad with the most votes will receive a Broil King BBQ package from Luxe Barbeque Company, including a Baron 490 PRO BBQ with $500 in Broil King accessories and a $500 Luxe Barbeque shopping spree. And no 2nd place pop will be left down-and-out – every runner-up also receives a Monarch 320 BBQ.
Okay, here we go! Who told 2024’s ‘Dad Joke Of The Year’?
ALEX
To vote for Alex, text ‘ALEX’ to 204-777-9797
“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.”
DAN
To vote for Dan, text ‘DAN’ to 204-777-9797
“I asked Siri why I’m so bad with women. She said, “This is Alexa, you idiot!”
CHAD
To vote for Chad, text ‘CHAD’ to 204-777-9797
“What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”
KEVIN
To vote for Kevin, text ‘KEVIN’ to 204-777-9797
“Did you hear about all of the crows that were killed by trucks in Boston? Apparently, the crows could only say “CAHR CAHR CAHR*!” *voiced in a Boston accent but as a crow would “caw”
DOUG
To vote for Doug, text ‘DOUG’ to 204-777-9797
“I was in Hawaii recently and got a ticket for laughing too loud. Apparently they only allow a low ha.”
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