Dad Joke Of The Year

We’ve pored over the poorest groaners in Manitoba. Now it’s time for YOU to decide who delivered ‘Dad Joke Of The Year’!

Here are the 5 funniest finalists. Read the joke, hear the joke, roll your eyes at the joke – then cast your vote by text for whoever you think cracked the worst/wisest. Use the info below to place your pick before this Friday at midnight.

The dad with the most votes will receive a Broil King BBQ package from Luxe Barbeque Company, including a Baron 490 PRO BBQ with $500 in Broil King accessories and a $500 Luxe Barbeque shopping spree. And no 2nd place pop will be left down-and-out – every runner-up also receives a Monarch 320 BBQ.

Okay, here we go! Who told 2024’s ‘Dad Joke Of The Year’?


To vote for Alex, text ‘ALEX’ to 204-777-9797

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.


To vote for Dan, text ‘DAN’ to 204-777-9797

I asked Siri why I’m so bad with women. She said, “This is Alexa, you idiot!


To vote for Chad, text ‘CHAD’ to 204-777-9797

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.


To vote for Kevin, text ‘KEVIN’ to 204-777-9797

Did you hear about all of the crows that were killed by trucks in Boston? Apparently, the crows could only say “CAHR CAHR CAHR*!” *voiced in a Boston accent but as a crow would “caw”


To vote for Doug, text ‘DOUG’ to 204-777-9797

I was in Hawaii recently and got a ticket for laughing too loud. Apparently they only allow a low ha.

No purchase necessary. One (1) grand prize available to be won and four (4) secondary prizes. Must be a legal resident of the province of MB who is eighteen (18) or older at time of entry. Entries accepted from May 17th to June 2nd. Voting period from June 10th to June 14th at 11:59PM CT. Skill testing question must be correctly answered to claim Prize. Odds of being selected depend on number of eligible entries received. For full set of rules, click here.